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Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, I’m sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”
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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn’t concentrate.
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CLEARLY: I don’t want to write down all the in-between steps.
TRIVIAL: If I have to show you how to do this, you’re in the wrong class.
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10. Explicit discussions of either topic is a faux pas at most cocktail parties.
9. Historically, men have been in control, but there are now efforts to get women more involved.
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