* Most common name in the world is Mohammed.
* Coca-cola was originally green.
* Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than US Treas.
* It takes 1.3 seconds for light to travel from the Moon.
* The Nile and the Amazon two longest rivers but no one knows which is longer.
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• When you pick up something off the floor, you have to lean on your putter
• The only number on your speed dial is 1-800-TEETIME.
• You have your priorities in order: food, shelter, greens fees, job.
• You dream you go to prison but still get conjugal visits with your driver.
• You tell the lost motorist that the gas station is only a par 4 away on the left.
• Youd like to take off your glove but hey, why bother?
• Whenever you see a hole in the ground, you squat, squint and read the line.
• Youre vaguely aware of living with a woman, allegedly your wife
• You ask the shopper ahead in the checkout line if you can play through.
• Before you pick up the salt shaker, you mark its position with a dime.

1. MANAGING BY WALKING FASTER THAN THE EMPLOYEES These kind of managers you will always see in the corridor, ten steps away. “We’ll have to talk” you can hear them say, just as they have disappeared around the corner.

2. MANAGING BY STARING OUT OF THE WINDOW These managers you usually meet with their backside faced to you with their hands in their pockets. When you talk to them, their thoughts keep staring out of the windows.

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If there is ever the possibility of several things to go wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

If something breaks, and it stops you from doing something, it will be fixed when you no longer need it; are in the middle of something else; or don’t want it to be fixed because now you don’t want to do what you were supposed to do.
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Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

On the second day, the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely.

She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
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