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The jokes about blondes have been made by the blondes themselves. This is because they want to confuse their enemies. The plan is to make people laugh so bad, that they might die from it. So far, the plan hasn’t been succesful, as we all can see. People laugh much about it. Let’s just face it: the jokes about blond bimbos are not funny enough. The blondes have now started to work on a new plan. Their secret headquarters is stationed right under the South Pole. Actually, they had planned to place it on the North Pole, but they did like Columbus, and went the wrong way. The reason why they wanted to go to the North Pole, was because they wanted to be closer to Santa Claus.

The truth is, blondes can not help being dumb. The reason they are so dumb is because when god made them, he installed a special chip. This chip “controls” what they say. Here is how it works: A blonde is asked, “How many sides are on an octagon?”. Before she can say the right answer, 8, the chip redirects her. This is what she is now thinking: Well, an octopus lives in the ocean. The ocean is blue. There are 4 letters in blue. So her answer would be 4. This is how the chip works.

Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we could
do without the ironing lady.

Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do
without the gardener.

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On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEAN
RESTROOMS 8 MILES”.

By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

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The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”

Her friend says, “You should give him Head and Shoulders.”

The blonde thinks for a minute and replies, “how do you give shoulders?

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Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where
the sun went? It finally dawned on her.

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Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?

A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver

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