The jokes about blondes have been made by the blondes themselves. This is because they want to confuse their enemies. The plan is to make people laugh so bad, that they might die from it. So far, the plan hasn’t been succesful, as we all can see. People laugh much about it. Let’s just face it: the jokes about blond bimbos are not funny enough. The blondes have now started to work on a new plan. Their secret headquarters is stationed right under the South Pole. Actually, they had planned to place it on the North Pole, but they did like Columbus, and went the wrong way. The reason why they wanted to go to the North Pole, was because they wanted to be closer to Santa Claus.
The truth is, blondes can not help being dumb. The reason they are so dumb is because when god made them, he installed a special chip. This chip “controls” what they say. Here is how it works: A blonde is asked, “How many sides are on an octagon?”. Before she can say the right answer, 8, the chip redirects her. This is what she is now thinking: Well, an octopus lives in the ocean. The ocean is blue. There are 4 letters in blue. So her answer would be 4. This is how the chip works.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.” He said. “The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.”
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”
The blonde nodded. “I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day.”
“From hunger, you mean?”
“No, from skipping!”
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A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, “Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test.”
“Oh, No!” she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he’d make it easy.
“Who was God’s son?” said Saint Peter.
The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said, “Andy!”
“That’s interesting. . . What made you say that?” said Saint Peter
Then She started to sing: “Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me. . . “
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Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
Blonde#1: I can’t seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde#2: Well, you’d better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!
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< color="#c8ddf5" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.
“Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful pains in my back.”
“Well let me take a look.”
When the doctor looked he had a look of suprise on his face.
“This is amazing.”
What is is doctor?”
“I didn’t know that the new Toyotas had ribbed leather rear seating!”
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Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh, look at the deer tracks.”
The other blonde looks and says “Those aren’t deer tracks, those are wolf tracks.”
“No. Those are deer tracks.”
They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.
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