Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress
(reading her name tag)?

A: “‘Debbie’. . . that’s cute. What did you name the other one?”

One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to start it.”

Her friend asks “What’s the puzzle supposed to look like?”
The blonde says “From the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”

So, the blonde’s friend figures that he’s pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him to the table where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a minute, then studies the box. He then turns to her and says:

“First, no matter what I do, I’m not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger.”

“Second, I’d advise you to have a cup of coffee and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box!”

A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt all over!’

‘What do you mean?’ said the doctor.

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled,’Ow, that hurts.’

Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, ‘Ouch! That hurts, too.’

Then she touched her right earlobe. ‘Ow, even THAT hurts!’

The doctor asked the woman, ‘Are you a natural blonde?’

‘Why yes,’ she said.

‘I thought so,’ said the doctor. ‘You have a sprained finger.’

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys could get your act together.

Just yesterday one of you takes away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!!”

A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver.

“Ma’am, is there a reason that you’re weaving all over the road?”
The woman replied, “Oh officer, thank goodness you’re here!
I almost had an accident!
I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me.
I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me.
I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!”

Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, -
“Ma’am… that’s your air freshener!”