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The jokes about blondes have been made by the blondes themselves. This is because they want to confuse their enemies. The plan is to make people laugh so bad, that they might die from it. So far, the plan hasn’t been succesful, as we all can see. People laugh much about it. Let’s just face it: the jokes about blond bimbos are not funny enough. The blondes have now started to work on a new plan. Their secret headquarters is stationed right under the South Pole. Actually, they had planned to place it on the North Pole, but they did like Columbus, and went the wrong way. The reason why they wanted to go to the North Pole, was because they wanted to be closer to Santa Claus.

The truth is, blondes can not help being dumb. The reason they are so dumb is because when god made them, he installed a special chip. This chip “controls” what they say. Here is how it works: A blonde is asked, “How many sides are on an octagon?”. Before she can say the right answer, 8, the chip redirects her. This is what she is now thinking: Well, an octopus lives in the ocean. The ocean is blue. There are 4 letters in blue. So her answer would be 4. This is how the chip works.

Blondes

A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh look, a dead bird,” and the blonde looks up at the sky and goes, “Where?”

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BAAAAH!

Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in her hair.

She looked and she saw a farmer with a flock of sheep so she drove over and asked the farmer “if I can guess how many sheep in you’re flock will you give me a sheep.”

The farmer says “OK”.

The brunette says “485″.

The farmer says “that’s right but if I can guess you’re natural hair color can I have my sheep back”.

the brunette says “OK”.

The farmer says “blonde”.

The brunette says how did you know.

The farmer says you just picked the dog.

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Blonde and Toothbrush

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?

A: You don’t let your best friend borrow your toothbrush

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Alzheimers

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

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M&M

Did you hear about the blonde that got fired from the M&M factory? She threw away all the w’s

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