Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?

A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.

< color="#c8ddf5" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: What is the mating call of the blonde?
A: “I’m “sooo” drunk!”
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) “I said: I’m drunk!”

Q: Why are there so few blonde pharmacists?
A: They have a hard time getting the pill bottles into the typewriter!

Q: Why can’t blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
A: Because she heard that one child out of every four born was Chinese.

Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin-I don’t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.

Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A2: So that when they’re on the train they can tell if they’re going to work or coming home.

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that’s where you’re supposed to wash vegetables.

Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?
A: Because it says on the box: “good for up to 20 pounds.”

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A She gets the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she’s pregnant.
Q: What will she ask you?
A: “Is it mine?”

Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde’s life?
A: Third grade.

Q: What did the blonde get on her IQ test?
A: Saliva.

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?

A1: She’d just dyed her hair.
A2: She’d just blow dried her hair and she didn’t want it blown around too much.