You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re in the same grade! …If u mow the grass and find the car! …If someone comes to your house everyday thinking you’re having a garage sale! …If u sell the car 4 gas money!

Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?

He blew a hole in the toilet.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip” on the side……….you might be a Redneck

If your working T.V. sits on top of ur NON-working T.V. ……….you might be a Redneck

If you think a “courter horse” is that ride in front of Kmart……….you might be a Redneck

If the biggest city you’ve ever been too is Walmart……….you might be a Redneck

This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his busy day and went out to the farm and shot a duck.

The farmer walks out Of his building upon hearing the shot and screams at the city guy – “HEY You Cant shoot that duck on my property. That duck belongs to me. Hand it over!”

The city guy says, ‘Hell no I shot him so I get to keep him!”
The farmer and the city boy decide to settle it country style (which is to kick each other in the nuts till the other one falls over”)

So the farmer goes first and slams the city boy a nice hard stiff kick. Upon receiving the kick, the city boy damn near colllapses from the pain.

The city boy regains his balance And studders “Its my turn”
The famer looks at him and says – “aw Hell, keep the damn duck!

1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might be a Redneck. 2) If you have to bring up a can of paint to a water tower to defend your sister’s honor… You might be a Redneck. 3) If you walk to school with your dad because you’re in the same grade… You might be a Redneck. 4) If you smoke at your wedding… You might be a Redneck. 5) If your dog and wallet are both on a chain… You might be a Redneck. And last but certainly not least, 6) If you see a sign that says “Say No to Crack” and it reminds you to pull your jeans up… You might be a Redneck.