What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your refridgerator?
CHUCK.
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?
It’s called Three Funerals and a Wedding.
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?
Not being retarded!
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
Q. Where you fing a dog with no legs?
A. Right where you left it.
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