Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry kids but you know Johnny has leprosy,” Kids: “Well, then can we come in and watch him rot?”

How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)

Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?

A: A faggot won’t go downtown with you to beat up queers!

What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling balls?

Dead babies.. because you can use a pitchfork.

There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The doc ran
some
tests and sent him home with some medicine. The next day the doctor
called
and the wife answered.

“I’m going to have to run a few more tests”, the doctor said “I’m going
to
need a semen, urine and a fecal sample”.

After she hung up the husband asked, “What did the doctor say?”

“Oh the doctor is going to need a pair of your underwear”.