A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off.

“How did this happen?” the doctor asked.
“Well I was trying to commit suicide,” the blonde replied.

“Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?”

“No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, “I just paid $6,000 for these,” then I put it in my mouth and I thought, “I just paid $4,000 to get my teeth straightened.”

So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, “this is going to make a loud noise,” so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the trigger?”