1…Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.

2…If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

3…My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

4…To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.

5…Impotence: Nature’s Way Of Saying “No Hard Feelings”.

6…I Have The Body Of A God… Buddha

7…Illiterate? Write For Help

8…If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You’re Doing It Wrong

9…Cat: The Other White Meat

10…Heart Attacks…God’s Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends