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After Surgery




A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose,
still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour,
surgical procedure. A young blonde student nurse
appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

“Nurse”, he mumbles, from behind the mask. “Are my
testicles black?”

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know,
Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.”

He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, are my testicles
black?”

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises
his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his
testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close
look and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them,
Sir!”

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very slowly, “Thank you very much. That was
wonderful, but, listen very, very closely……

ARE – MY – TEST – RESULTS – BACK?

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