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Loading ...There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.
Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.
The Englishman was thinking: “The Irish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.”
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: “The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it.”
The Irishman was thinking: “This is great! The next time the train goes through a tunnel I’ll make another kissing noise and slap that English idiot again.”
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April 26th, 2008 at 7:32 pm #mik
ha ha quality! although the irishman should really be changed for a northern irishman, or a scot - the irish merely dislike the english. we hate them.
November 24th, 2008 at 7:36 am #phil
The Englishman should be changed for “mik”. Everyone hates racist bigots.
November 25th, 2008 at 5:54 am #Apocrypha
2nd what phil said.
November 26th, 2008 at 7:40 pm #Richard
3rd what Phil said. Not every Scot or N/Irelander hates the English. We just hate racist tw*ts like you.
November 29th, 2008 at 12:56 am #monkeipeg
Cute joke. I’m neither English, nor Irish, nor Scottish; but I agree that what mik said was generalized and makes him/her look dumb.
November 29th, 2008 at 10:26 pm #Tony The Brit
Im British and very proud of the fact but i also love everybody whether they be English,Irish,Scottish or even Welsh. If everyone just could get past the racist bullshit and know we are all the same the world would be a much nicer place.
November 30th, 2008 at 3:39 pm #tom
i 4th or whatever phil said. mik, shut up, no one likes a racist twat like yourself. i am english and have friends from every country in the uk, and also friends from ireland. just because ireland has so much pride that they was to seclude themselves from the rest of the uk, doesnt mean we all hate eachother.