More Your Mommas

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Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come in!

Your Momma so dirty, when she stand next to a building she look like an alley!

Your Momma so poor, she go to Mcdonalds to put a shake on layaway!

Your Momma so dumb, she called information to ask for the number to 911!

Your Momma so fat her belt size says “equator”.

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Posted in Yo Momma Jokes at January 22nd, 2008. Trackback URI: trackback

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