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Loading ...DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN’S ENGLISH:
I am hungry……………………..I am hungry
I am tired…………………………I am tired
Nice dress………………………Nice cleavage!
I love you…………………………Let’s have sex now
I am bored………………………Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance?………………..I’d like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime?……………I’d like to have sex with you.
Do you want to go to a movie?…….I’d like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner?……….I’d like to have sex with you.
I don’t think your shoes go with that outfit…………..I’m gay.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S ENGLISH:
Yes…………………………………..No
No……………………………………Yes
Maybe………………………………No
We need………………………….I want
I am sorry………………………..You’ll be sorry
We need to talk……………….You’re in trouble
Sure, go ahead………………..You better not
Do what you want……………You will pay for this later
I am not upset………………….Of course, I am upset, you moron!
You’re attentive tonight………Is sex all you ever think about?
