Blonde looking for a job

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A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions:

Officer: What’s 2 + 2?

Blonde: Ummm… 4!

Officer: What’s the square root of 100?

Blonde: Ummm… 10!

Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?

Blonde: Ummm… I dunno.

Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.

The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.

The blonde replies excitedly, “Not only did I get the job, I’m already working on a murder case!”

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Posted in Blonde Jokes at May 11th, 2008. Trackback URI: trackback

One Response to “Blonde looking for a job”

  1. May 13th, 2008 at 3:30 pm #José

    At a TV contest a blond woman is asked :

    -How many ” T ” has the name Indiana Jones ?

    She thinks for a while…..

    - 43

    - You say that the name Indiana Jones has 43 ” T ” ?

    - Yes. I’m sure.

    - How come ?

    - ta ta ta taaaa ta ta taaa ta ta ta taaa ta ta taa…..

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