The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but at least there will be no problem with fee-splitting.

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Berra’s Law: You can observe a lot just by watching. – Yogi Berra

Bierman’s Laws of Contracts: (1) In any given document, you can’t cover all the “what if’s”. (2) Lawyers stay in business resolving all the unresolved “what if’s”. (3) Every resolved “what if” creates two unresolved “what if’s”.

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Did you hear about the blonde that put lipstick on her forehead so she could make up her mind?

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Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

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